I think Bluetooth Headsets are fantastic. Not because they let me talk without having to use my hands, cause that was getting old fast, but because I know that Insane people benefit from them too. 3 Years ago, When a person would be talking out loud in public, everyone used to stare and say to themselves, "What the hell is wrong with that man? Just talking to himself like that! What a crazy person!" Or they would just giggle and how do you think that made the crazy person feel? Probably pretty bummed.
However! The release of these new Bluetooth Headsets have allowed people to get used to the idea of talking out loud. Now if someone is talking out loud people think he is just on the phone.
Do you realize how great this is?! Crazy people can roam the streets freely talking as loud as they want. They can have louder and better conversations with the "friends" that only they can see! And why must it only be one invisible friend that he talks to? Why not hundreds? These new headsets have allowed people from all walks of life, mostly the crazy ones, talk without guilt.
They can talk for hours about why mayonnaise tastes like toothpaste if it has been on the sidewalk for week! This is groundbreaking!
So do yourself and the crazy people around you a favor and buy a Bluetooth Headset. You will still feel important and it will only cost you around $50. Which is way better than the latest mac gadget, the Mac Book Air, or as I like to call it "A Bad Idea". This computer costs around $1800 and is just downright silly.
To Sum it Up:
Headsets help crazy people feel better about themselves. It's that simple
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4 comments:
this truly inspires us people...and this friend that you think I am talking to but really isn't there...well friendly banter...you are wrong...i like cheetos...he is there. You just can't see him because God gifted me with the power to see howard. the 4 ft tall elf who likes bread, and goat milk. He is quite friendly though. He spends his summers in the bahamas...then mostly the rest of the year with me.
What in the blue hell is that guy talking about?
I think crazy people should be punished, not encouraged.
i still do not own a headset.
maybe i should get one.
what happens if i am talking to myself and i unintentionally call someone?
then i will have to apologize for offending them and then explain why i talk to myself in a haitian accent.
oh, technology!
Clint, I laughed really hard at your comment.
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