A Big Waste of Time

The other day when I was driving in my car(automobile), I realized something that I have always known, but never wanted to really deal with in my mind(brain).

Bicycle outfits are pointless and stupid.

I know, i'm being controversial right out of the gate, but seriously they really don't have a purpose in this world other than to make some people feel like they are something that they are not.

While driving in said automobile (car), I saw a man in jeans riding a road bike. Wait for it....
He was blazing past a group of people (humans) who were also road biking, but were covered from head to toe in "Cyclist Gear."

While some people (idiots) could make an argument that this garb is superior to other clothing one could wear while cycling, it's not.

In the end, the only people I see sporting this clothing are people who want to "feel" like a biker and are really not.

I'm at work, but I will get back to this topic soon.

I just wanted to feed my puppies

My Life Has Been Taken Over By The Nerd In Me

A Taste of Things To Come!

Twilight

Twilight. I'm sure everybody has been affected by this book in one way or another. Whether or not you have a sibling whom has been infected by this craze, or you yourself have succumb to the temptation, It's ok, I understand.

I read the first book and I am on the second book.
While I do not think that Stephanie Meyer is a good author, I do think that she has created a very interesting world that keeps the reader desiring to revisit every chance they get.

With that said, If you plan on reading this book, I beg you to not see the film.

I just got out of the theater not that long ago and it is certainly atrocious. It is not accurate to the book at all and in fact, makes the book seem like a literary masterpiece when you compare the two.

It isn't very accurate to the book and threw away what I felt were some of the best parts of the book.

SO in other words, I am a loser. I investigated the Twilight craze and I became a TWILIGHTER if you will, I wish you won't.

While you make fun of me, it will catch up to you one day. Oh yes it will. Soon you will be flipping the pages and desiring to know what Edward and Bella are up to.

All I ask is that you stay away from the film.

Please do so. Please.

Movie Reviews: The Second Installment

Here are the latest movie reviews from my brain.

Let the Right One In: This movie should have been called, "A suprisingly good film about preteen vampires that will make you leave the theatre thinking, 'I am pretty sure I just saw the most beautiful/horrific film ever made.'"

Quantum of Solace: This movie would be better suited with the titled. "Quantum of a whole lot of action with not a lot of story to back it up. However, it is a pretty amazing movie if you think about all the other Bond movies ever made, I mean come on, those movies are serious terrible. This may be one of the most horrible franchises in movie history. Yet, this one isn't bad. Go see it."

Finally,

Rolemodels: This film should have been called: "A suprisingly consistent and funny film. I mean you may predict every turn the story takes, but it is good for a solid hour and a half of chuckling. I mean, Reid saw it twice. Weird huh?"

I am aware these film titles are rather long, but they would at least inform the audience about the roller coaster ride (movie) they are about to embark on.

Thank you for your time

Guilty As Charged

I would like to think that I am a pretty good judge of music. However, no matter how I try to protect myself from certain types of music, it always finds its way in.

Case in Point: Paramore

Although I want to hate them, they got into my head. It started out as an innocent joke. Now it has just turned bad. Now I listen to them daily. It's really sick. Just so I don't feel alone, I put some videos up for you guys to get hooked also.

Enjoy:

Goolish!

It's almost Halloween time! This is really exciting for me. I am really sorry you guys if you wanted a super awesome serious post. I just wanted to let you know that I love Halloween!

I love it cause there is candy! And just to let you in on a secret "I have sweet teeth!"

It would be better if I just had a sweet tooth, but NOPE! I have multiple SWEET TEETH!

I don't floss either, bad combo. But in the end! What is God going to look at? The fact that I slide plastic (I think) between my teeth for 15 minutes a day, or the fact that I celebrated his love by inhaling Mars Bars.

Sidenote: Do you think that since God knows EVERYTHING, that he doesn't find as much joy in Choose Your Own Adventure novels as lets say, someone who doesn't know Everything.

Anyway, I love halloween. I'm going to be OBAMA. That way I can have fun, but also campaign!

Campaigning and Candy!

Here's the Cherry on top of the already delicious sundae.

I love to hang out with children! Don't get weird ed out America! I just enjoy spending time with them because I feel like they are going through emotionally what I face on an everyday basis. Questions like: "How can I possibly consume more candy?" and other questions like "How is a chowder different than other soups?"

Halloween is the only night I can do all of my favorite things. 1)Eat Candy 2) Campaign 3)Talk with people my mental age about things I'm interested in for a change!

Have a safe and fun Halloween!

3 Musketeers Please!

Tight Black Shirt

I know I have complained about the news before. However, it seems to be getting worse.

As I thumbed through the channels last night, I payed a little visit to CNN. I don't know why my mind was drawn to CNN, but it was. Information was being thrown at me from every direction. Not only was the little bar at the bottom of the television giving me information about Lindsay Lohan's latest drug bust, but also a portly man on the main screen was fiddling with an electronic map that in no way shape or form made sense. I am pretty sure that the brains behind CNN feel that if they have a $50,000 screen that lights in order to better explain the complex nature of the election, then viewers will trust that CNN has the "Real" Facts.
Yet they don't. Why? Because their main attraction is Anderson Cooper. An while he may look sexy gliding through terrorist jungles in a tight black T-shirt, he is still an idiot. I rarely ever see him actually explain the news. He always just assembles a panel of people who hate each other and who insist on arguing until the truth is revealed, which will never happen.

Yet, people trust men in tight shirts. They need the news flashy and "Raw." Cnn has Andy Coop whom is sexy, and Fox News has O'Reilly who just yells at people who don't share his ignorance.

It seems people would go crazy if they had to listen one mild mannered man tell, not shout, the news without hip and flashy graphics.

Until then, people like Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Cooper, Hannity and Skeletor, will be the bearer of news for 90% of the American people.

And that my friends, should scare the living ___________ out of you.

Post Script:

For those of you wondering why I put Hannity and Skeletor. It is because I think Colmes of Hannity and Colmes looks like Skeletor.

Proof is in the pudding: